yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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