We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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