remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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