This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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