I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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