Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
My breasts were aching with rage.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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