She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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