How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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