where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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