Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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