where am i from again
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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