I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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