Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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