Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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