I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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