The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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