Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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