i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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