Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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