New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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