Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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