I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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