Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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