i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
smell my finger.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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