real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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