Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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