It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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