She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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