dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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