Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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