Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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