Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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