You really coming over, don't trick.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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