What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Randomize
