yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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