All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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