smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Also, beer. Big fan.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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