i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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