I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
there is glitter all over my balls
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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