Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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