Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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