when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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