So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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