If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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