you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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