Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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