toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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