Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I CAN MOONWALK!
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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