I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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