I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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