Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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